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		<title>Incredible Seatbelt PSA</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2010/02/incredible-seatbelt-psa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<title>Crash Videos</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2010/02/crash-videos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not entirely sure why, but I find both of these car crash videos fascinating. This one gives you an entirely different perspective to a multi car pileup. (no gore, but it is real, hopefully no one was badly injured.) The second video is pretty much the best cinematic car crash ever produced. And is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not entirely sure why, but I find both of these car crash videos fascinating. </p>
<p>This one gives you an entirely different perspective to a multi car pileup. (no gore, but it is real, hopefully no one was badly injured.)</p>
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<p>The second video is pretty much the best cinematic car crash ever produced. And is in my opinion a work of art. (This one&#8217;s got some gore, but they&#8217;re actors so everyone ends up okay in real life)</p>
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<p>The last is quite timely considering the season. It&#8217;s like the car version of pinball. (HEADS UP!!)</p>
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		<title>And That&#8217;s How I Was Had..</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2010/01/and-thats-how-i-was-had/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<title>Party and Bullshit in The USA</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2010/01/party-and-bullshit-in-the-usa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 03:49:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love me some mashups. Especially when someone lays Biggie over something really contrasting like Miley and makes it sound pretty darn good.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love me some <a href="www.myspace.com/girltalk">mashups</a>. </p>
<p>Especially when someone lays Biggie over something really contrasting like Miley and makes it sound pretty darn good.</p>
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		<title>I Hate The Pants On The Ground Meme</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2010/01/i-hate-the-pants-on-the-ground-meme/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone seems to be in love with the pants on the ground song. I&#8217;m not. I think it is stupid, and lacks creativity. If he added a bit more to it than just repeating pants on the ground pants on the ground maybe it would have appealed to me more. Or if it was on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone seems to be in love with the pants on the ground song. </p>
<p><center><a href="http://www.beforeprofit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/larry-Platt-pants-on-the-ground.jpg"><img src="http://www.beforeprofit.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/larry-Platt-pants-on-the-ground.jpg" alt="stupidest song ever made." title="larry-Platt-pants-on-the-ground" width="216" height="300" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-202" /></a></center></p>
<p>I&#8217;m not. I think it is stupid, and lacks creativity. </p>
<p>If he added a bit more to it than just repeating pants on the ground pants on the ground maybe it would have appealed to me more. Or if it was on something other than the television show American Idol.</p>
<p>My roommate and I had a rather amusing back and forth tonight about the spreading of the song.</p>
<blockquote><p>DP: &#8220;Brett Farve is even singing the song, did you see that video?!&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;Yea, I heard about that, but I&#8217;m not going to watch it. It&#8217;s dumb&#8221;</p>
<p>DP: &#8220;OH YOU&#8217;LL WATCH A BITCH SHIT IN A HOT TUB, BUT YOU WONT WATCH THEM SING PANTS ON THE GROUND?!&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;Hahahahahahahahahaha&#8230;.. I forgot about that hot tub video.&#8221; {immediately searched youTube for the hot tub video, and had a good laugh}</p></blockquote>
<p>Instead of putting the hot tub video here (if you really want to know what I&#8217;m talking about, just search for it) I&#8217;ll leave you with this gem that is immensely more entertaining and funnier than the Pants On The Ground Guy:</p>
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		<title>I think this is funny.</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2008/04/i-think-this-is-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 16:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<title>Travis Pastrana is Insane.</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2008/03/travis-pastrana-is-insane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since visiting Hawaii and going skydiving myself I can really appreciate the thrill of jumping out of a plane and freefalling for almost a minute. I guess that can get old though, and then you just need to step it up. And jump out of the plane without a parachute on. That&#8217;s what Travis Pastrana [...]]]></description>
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<p>Since visiting Hawaii and going skydiving myself I can really appreciate the thrill of jumping out of a plane and freefalling for almost a minute. I guess that can get old though, and then you just need to step it up. And jump out of the plane without a parachute on. That&#8217;s what Travis Pastrana does anyway. It might be really dumb, but I&#8217;ll give him credit for having some huge balls.</p>
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		<title>This Looks Like Something I&#8217;d Love To Do&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2007/12/this-looks-like-something-id-love-to-do/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;There&#8217;s only three things I&#8217;ve ever been afraid of: electricity, heights, and women. And I&#8217;m married, too.&#8221; Basically this guy flies around on helicopters and repairs high voltage power lines!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s only three things I&#8217;ve ever been afraid of: electricity, heights, and women. And I&#8217;m married, too.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Basically this guy flies around on helicopters and repairs high voltage power lines!</p>
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		<title>Soulja Boy Remix</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2007/11/soulja-boy-remix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 15:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thought this was kinda cool&#8230; It&#8217;s neat to see when artists move into a genera that its totally different than what they normally do. In this case Travis Barker adding some drums to the stupidly popular Soulja Boy song.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thought this was kinda cool&#8230; It&#8217;s neat to see when artists move into a genera that its totally different than what they normally do. In this case Travis Barker adding some drums to the stupidly popular Soulja Boy song.</p>
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		<title>2 Guys 1 Cup</title>
		<link>http://www.beforeprofit.com/2007/11/2-guys-1-cup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:24:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[2 Guys 1 Cup with John Mayer on FunnyOrDie.com Ok&#8230; this will probably only be funny to very few people, if you don&#8217;t get it or find it funny leave it at that and move on. For your own sake do not google and watch the original this is parodying. Two girls one cup. If [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1193165655" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=26050ea6ee" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=26050ea6ee" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?1193165655" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><noscript><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/26050ea6ee">2 Guys 1 Cup with John Mayer</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FunnyOrDie.com</a></noscript></p>
<p>Ok&#8230; this will probably only be funny to very few people, if you don&#8217;t get it or find it funny leave it at that and move on.</p>
<p>For your own sake do not google and watch the original this is parodying. Two girls one cup. If you do go against my advice I take no responsibility what happens to you.</p>
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